SimPrograms found a great list at Deviant Art, written by ~i-luv-bill-kaulitz11 and presenting the 20 signs of Sims-Obsession. If any of these is happening to you... well done, you are obsessed!
1. You walk into doors assuming they will automatically open for you.
2. You perform all your actions as a sim would, including neglections such as wiping yourself, drying your hands after washing, and ever retrieving dishes from the dishwasher.
3. You get confused when you run out of dishes, not bothering to check the washer.
4. You are excited for college, believing it will last all of 24 days.
5. You feel the impulse to save your status at regular intervals of your life.
6. When it is your birthday, you demand that someone throws confetti upon you as you twirl around, officiallybecoming then next age.
7. You create your friends and family in the game and spend more time with the virtual ones than the real ones.
8. When you see a really really really hot guy/girl, you murmur to your friend, "This is three bolts, baby!"
9. If your friend is sim-obsessed as well, he/she will say, "But... he/she didn't have the silvery glow!" Then you will do the sim-sulk.
10. You become worried when you can't see your plumbbob.
11. However, you sigh in relief thinking your creator probably initiated the "plumbbobtoggle" cheat.
12. You wait for the schoolbus in the summer.
13. Whenever a sim or pet dies, you lock yourself in your room with a tub of ice cream, bawling your eyes out.
14. You dream about it almost every single night
15. If you are homo/bisexual, you go to the local graveyard, expecting the correct tombstone will let you procreate with your partner.
16. You refer to the same book to learn cooking, physiology, lifetime happiness, college research, and a mystery novel.
17. You get confused with the stores, restaurants, and parks from your game with the ones in your real life. (Not... that you actually have... one...)
18. You throw junk mail and letters away... Bills are the only things that exist in your mailbox!
19. You contemplatingly stare at your dining room table, trying to figure out how to get it in your special inventory backpack.
20. When one of your rational friends (not... assuming you actually have... any...) tells you that your life is in fact, not The Sims 2, you simply scoff and say, "Oh, Dear *friend's name*... Of course I know that! We're in The Humans 2, silly!"
1. You walk into doors assuming they will automatically open for you.
2. You perform all your actions as a sim would, including neglections such as wiping yourself, drying your hands after washing, and ever retrieving dishes from the dishwasher.
3. You get confused when you run out of dishes, not bothering to check the washer.
4. You are excited for college, believing it will last all of 24 days.
5. You feel the impulse to save your status at regular intervals of your life.
6. When it is your birthday, you demand that someone throws confetti upon you as you twirl around, officiallybecoming then next age.
7. You create your friends and family in the game and spend more time with the virtual ones than the real ones.
8. When you see a really really really hot guy/girl, you murmur to your friend, "This is three bolts, baby!"
9. If your friend is sim-obsessed as well, he/she will say, "But... he/she didn't have the silvery glow!" Then you will do the sim-sulk.
10. You become worried when you can't see your plumbbob.
11. However, you sigh in relief thinking your creator probably initiated the "plumbbobtoggle" cheat.
12. You wait for the schoolbus in the summer.
13. Whenever a sim or pet dies, you lock yourself in your room with a tub of ice cream, bawling your eyes out.
14. You dream about it almost every single night
15. If you are homo/bisexual, you go to the local graveyard, expecting the correct tombstone will let you procreate with your partner.
16. You refer to the same book to learn cooking, physiology, lifetime happiness, college research, and a mystery novel.
17. You get confused with the stores, restaurants, and parks from your game with the ones in your real life. (Not... that you actually have... one...)
18. You throw junk mail and letters away... Bills are the only things that exist in your mailbox!
19. You contemplatingly stare at your dining room table, trying to figure out how to get it in your special inventory backpack.
20. When one of your rational friends (not... assuming you actually have... any...) tells you that your life is in fact, not The Sims 2, you simply scoff and say, "Oh, Dear *friend's name*... Of course I know that! We're in The Humans 2, silly!"
